fagcrisis:

fagcrisis:

we need to figure this out now can yall please tag where ur from (if ur american please for the love of god tag the country i dont know what a connecticut is) and whether or not you have a dryer + think having a dryer in your house is like a normal thing

okay so far what weve learned is that every american has a dryer and posh british people think every british person has a dryer

kreetn:

spellslots:

im so emotional rn

First episode - last episode

threefeline:

indelibility:

pyromaniac-fairy-of-water:

redrikki:

asexual-musings:

asexual-musings:

no one:

asexuals before realizing they’re ace: isn’t it weird how we call people “hot” when we just mean, like, pretty? it makes it sound like you actually feel hot when you see them. which isn’t a thing. anyway

ok i am absolutely losing it over the sheer number of people who found out what hot means from this post

Man, this is like the time my therapist explained that watching characters with “chemistry” is supposed to make you feel aroused. Who knew, right?

I’m sorry what?

I thought it was supposed to make you intrigued like any other plot device

Peak cinema is when two characters who used to be friends are on opposite sides of a war, and when they finally fight, their action scene is interspersed with scenes of them playing a game or having a spar as children and the action scene that’s currently happening is mimicking what was happening in the past.

hoodbnha:

madamslayyy:

hoodbnha:

missvanta-xoxo:

zero57x:

missvanta-xoxo:

hoodbnha:

whydoescheesecaketastesour:

hoodbnha:

deleteddewewted:

shinsoslove:

hoodbnha:

hoodbnha:

I still don’t sympathize w/ Bakugo. that nigga a bitch

And just wait till ya learn about his hearing.

To give this a scientific explanation as to why he has to be high stress all the time. His sweat is nitroglycerin:

“The body breaks nitroglycerin down into nitric oxide. Nitric oxide causes the smooth muscle within the blood vessels to relax. This allows the arteries and veins to open up, allowing more blood to flow through.”

Why is this relevant?:

“Nitroglycerin works by relaxing the smooth muscle and blood vessels in your body. This increases the amount of blood and oxygen that reaches your heart. In turn, your heart doesn’t work as hard. This reduces chest pain.”

So, essentially speaking, op isn’t wrong on the hc part its just reversed. Bakgou has to be high stress in order to avoid his blood pressure and muscles from fully relaxing due to the nitroglycerin running through his body:

“If you’re constantly under stress, you can have physical symptoms, such as headaches, an upset stomach, high blood pressure, chest pain, and problems with sex and sleep. Stress can also lead to emotional problems, depression, panic attacks, or other forms of anxiety and worry.”

So, being angry and overall a dick is helping him not have his heart stop on him.

AYO COME LOOK AT THIS LMFAOOOOO

Bro really sat here and said he has to be an awful person or he’ll die

Imagine putting all this effort into an anime jack ass and not like anything useful

Ya’ll extras just jealous that big B wouldn’t even look your way.

Google how tall is Katsuki?

Google: 5'8

Not you calling this angry pin cushion Big B!!!!

Nah u don’t get it Big B stand for Big Bitchassnigga

“You’re just jealous he wouldn’t even look your way” I promise he would call you so many slurs, please seek help

Bakugo when he realize he don’t have to make one up this time:

codex0fgigas:

seffersonjtarship:

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

teentitwns:

beast boy + raven’s clothes

dent-de-leon:

HAppy OCTOBER 3RD,, remember to burn your house down so that there’s no looking back and years later your estranged dad will finally come home and be like “where the fuck’s my house”

thisentertaining:

Hawkmoth, probably several times a day: Ah, what a powerful negative emotion! Betrayed, let down, and ignored by parents and guardians alike, unable to spend time with their dearest friends, isolated and- oh, it’s just Adrien again. Never mind.

timeofdeathnote:

y’all the avatar guy won a gold medal for windsurfing 

squirrelstone:

strongorcbutch:

what-even-is-thiss:

parkasaurus-rex:

i-wear-the-cheese:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

i-need-glitter:

what-even-is-thiss:

sbpstudios:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.

I want like… a condo. And enough money to go on vacation sometimes. And maybe a mug.

bro look at thrift stores or garage sale for mugs

i once got a set of four cat mugs for a dollar. one of the best days of my life so far

Maybe I’m tired of going to thrift stores for mugs. Maybe I’m tired of the $5 target mugs. Maybe I want a really nice mug. Not like five hundred nice mugs. Just like… one or two would be nice. You know? Maybe I’d hang one on my wall. I think I’d like that. Owning a wall.

@what-even-is-thiss

Go to any streets that close for art events, you’ll find at least 1 good potter selling their wares there

I got the cup I use for my bathroom at Las Olas, Florida for their art fair a few years back, it was like $15ish but the potter had a set all in the same color combo of a bowl, 2 sized plates and 2 different mugs. I just wanted the one small cup but I’ve got the card somewhere

At the same art fair a year or two later a different potter was there selling his stuff and that’s who I got one of my tea mugs from for like again $15isb

Again, people are misunderstanding my actual desires represented by the mug.

There you go.

Every time we go into a Big Fancy Houseware shop just to browse, I stare wistful at the mugs. “We have enough mugs” I will say. But I know I my heart that all the mugs at home are mismatched and old, or secret Santa gifts from across the years. None of them have been purchased solely for the joy of buying a fancy new mug.

Like you could even go to the clearance aisle for mugs. The change of seasons always brings new and interesting things. OR A GOODWILL TRIP? Holy shit this person is going on and on about expensive ass mugs when what you really need in life is to not fall into the trap that capitalism has inevitably laid for all of us that makes us believe wholeheartedly that the only happiness we will find in life is the ability to purchase expensive things and to own expensive things

Go green and try to re-thrift for shit that’s so trivial it takes one slip of the hand to watch it completely fall to pieces

I made this post over a year ago now and inevitably whenever it gains more traction someone will pop up completely misunderstanding me, not understanding that I’d just like to be comfortable. I don’t actually want advice on how to acquire mugs. I own a couple of mugs. I’d just like to be able to have some security. Maybe a pool. Maybe I’d like to own a small amount of property. A condo, maybe. I’d like to be able to travel. You’ll notice that nobody here is giving advice on how to acquire a condo or a vacation. They’re just taking the mug part seriously. All I wanted to do was fantasize about a world where I don’t live in a studio apartment that takes up half of my paycheck in rent alone and maybe I have a stupid white dad device mounted on the wall to showcase my mug collection. Can everyone just shut the hell up about telling me how to acquire mugs? I don’t care about the traps of consumerism! I just wanna be able to afford to visit my aunts sometimes! And so what if I do want an expensive mug? That’s my goddamn business.

This is a perfect summary of what it’s like for try to communicate any idea that can’t fit neatly into a single sentence on Tumblr Dot Com.

Love that someone literally explained the entire concept and it only took two responses for someone to completely fuck it up again.

It’s not. About. The mug.

brazenautomaton:

garmbreak1:

shieldfoss:

apricops:

The worst part about writing fantasy is being keenly aware that you’re writing fantasy, which means that you always have to straddle a thin three-way line between anachronism, cliche, and clunk.

Take money, for example. You can’t just have people in a fictional fantasy world walk around using Euros. You consider something generic, like ‘silver coins,’ but before you know it your world starts sounding like a shitty ren faire.

So you think about the world you’ve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing “yarr, you’ll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonks” and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.

“They’re using golden valley coins!”

…didst thou mean dollars?

“Nevermind. They’re using some basic silver coin and then enough gold to be worth ten silver coins is called a ten-piece”

…Si, si, el Peso!

Trying over, they’re minted by the king so they’re called crown coins, or, these days, abbreviated, they’re just Crowns

Naturligvis, vi skifter Daler ud med Kroner!

—

The Lesson Of The Day is that all the names are already claimed by IRL, and all the almost-good-names that you could invent to get around that were used by some SFF author in the seventies e.g. I bet you can’t do Suns and Moons for your gold/silver coins, I bet some author did that already.

My fantasy nation uses solid gold coins marked by the dental impressions of the reigning king, as a sign of their purity and authenticity.

They’re called Bitcoins.

oh you can go the fuck to jail that’s what you can do, where you’ll be shackled to a chain gang hitting the blockchain with a pickaxe

edwardelricsrightarm:

Al/Mei (FMAB) ran so Connie/Steven (SU) could also run

(they are equals, I enjoy this niche dynamic)

hungry-skeleton:

thedivisionbell1994:

tiktokstowatch:

See, my issue (as a retail veteran) is that the can of Red Bull was clearly not in its proper aisle.

captainlividllama:

malewifelightyagami:

had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night

ryuk